Women Terminology


So this is what Women REALLY really sayin’ if they say one of these words below…i personally couldnt agree more…haUhaUhaU…

1.Fine:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.Five Minutes:

This means a half hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.Nothing:

This is the calm before the storm.  This means something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with “Nothing” usually end in “Fine”.

4.Go Ahead:

Don’t Do It!

5.Loud Sigh:

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.  (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.That’s Okay:

This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.Thanks:

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.  Just say you’re welcome.  (This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ — that will bring on a ‘whatever’.)

8.Whatever:

Is a woman’s way of saying F**K YOU!

9.Don’t worry about it, I’ve got it:

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.  This will later result in a man asking, ‘What’s wrong?’  For the woman’s response, refer to # 3.

P.S : My men email-ed me this, so thought i wanna share it with everyone ^.^

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