Surat dari Rio Untuk Tuhan

Seorang bocah yang sangat ingin melanjutkan sekolah, tetapi orang tuanya tidak memiliki uang yang cukup untuk membiayai sekolahnya. Lagipula ibunya sering sakit-sakitan dan membutuhkan biaya yang cukup mahal untuk membeli obat-obatan. Akhirnya dia memutuskan untuk menulis surat kepada Tuhan:

Kepada Yth.
Tuhan YME
di Surga

Tuhan yang baik, saya mau melanjutkan sekolah, tapi orang tua saya tidak memiliki sedikit uangpun untuk membiayai sekolah saya. Ibu sayapun sering sekali kau uji dengan penyakit yang dideritanya.

Tuhan, apabila berkenan tolong bantuannya, saya butuh uang sejumlah Rp. 100.000,- dengan rincian sbb:

1. Obat Ibu : Rp. 20.000,-
2. Biaya Sekolah : Rp. 20.000,-
3. Uang Buku : Rp. 10.000,-
4. Uang Seragam : Rp. 35.000,-
5. Biaya Tak Terduga : Rp. 15.000,-

Demikian surat dari saya Tuhan, saya tunggu kiriman uangnya, terimakasih sebelumnya saya ucapkan atas segala bantuannya baik berupa MATERIL maupun moril.

Dari: Rio

Rio pun pergi ke Kantor Pos untuk mengirim suratnya. Membaca tujuan surat tersebut, petugas Kantor Pos merasa iba melihat Rio, sehingga tidak tega mengembalikan suratnya. Bingung mau dikemanain surat itu, akhirnya petugas Pos itu menyerahkannya ke Kantor Polisi (Kantor Terdekat dengan Kantor Pos).

Membaca isi surat tersebut, Komandan Polisi merasakan iba dan tergerak hatinya untuk menceritakan hal tersebut kepada anak buahnya, alhasil, para polisi pun mengumpulkan dana untuk diberikan kepada Rio, tetapi dana yang terkumpul hanya Rp. 95.000,- masih kurang dari apa yang dibutuhkan oleh Rio. Sang Komandan pun memasukan uang yang terkumpul ke dalam amplop, dengan menuliskan keterangan: “Dari: Tuhan”, lalu menyerahkan ke anak buahnya untuk dikembalikan kepada Rio.

Saat menerima uang tersebut, Rio sangat senang permintaannya dikabulkan walaupun sejumlah uang yang diterima hanya Rp. 95.000,-. Dan Rio pun langsung bergegas mengambil kertas dan pensil untuk menulis surat lagi dan langsung menitipkan surat tersebut ke anak buah komandan tersebut.

Sesampainya di Pos Polisi titipan balasan surat dari Rio pun langsung di berikan kepada komandan. Sang Komandan pun membaca surat balasan dari Rio….

Kepada Yth.
Tuhan YME
di Surga

Terima kasih sekali Tuhan… Engkau telah mengabulkan permintaanku, Engkau memang selalu menjadi Tuhanku yang baik.

Dari: Rio

NB:
TUHAN, LAIN KALI KALO MAU KIRIM UANG JANGAN MELALUI PAK POLISI, KARENA KALO DITITIPKAN MELALUI PAK POLISI DIPOTONG Rp. 5000,-

Sang Komandan: ^%$#@#^

Source: http://www.kaskus.us

Eat & Drink What U Like

My bf Loves this Doctor!

Q: Doctor,  I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true?

A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it…don’t waste on exercise.  Everything wear out  eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster.  Want to live longer?  Take nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiency.  What does cow eat?   Hay and corn. And what are these?   Vegetables.  So steak is nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.  Need grain?  Eat chicken.  Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable).  And pork chop can give you 100% of recommended daily allowance of vegetable product.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A:  No, not at all.  Wine made from fruit.  Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out
of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way.  Beer also made of grain.  Bottom up!

Q: How  can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one.  If you have two bodies, your
ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What  are some of  the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can’t think of single one, sorry.  My philosophy is: No pain…good!


Q:  Aren’t fried foods bad for you?

A:  YOU NOT LISTENING!  Food are fried these day in vegetable oil.  In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?

Q: Will  sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not!  When you exercise muscle, it get bigger.  You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q:  Is chocolate bad for me?

A:  Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!!  Cocoa bean!  Another vegetable!  It best feel-good food around!

Q:  Is swimming good for your figure?

A:  If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..

Q:  Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?

A:  Hey!  ‘Round’ is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and
well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up,  totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO, what a  ride!!”


AND…..

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.  It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.

Women Terminology

So this is what Women REALLY really sayin’ if they say one of these words below…i personally couldnt agree more…haUhaUhaU…

1.Fine:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.Five Minutes:

This means a half hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.Nothing:

This is the calm before the storm.  This means something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with “Nothing” usually end in “Fine”.

4.Go Ahead:

Don’t Do It!

5.Loud Sigh:

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.  (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.That’s Okay:

This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.Thanks:

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.  Just say you’re welcome.  (This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ — that will bring on a ‘whatever’.)

8.Whatever:

Is a woman’s way of saying F**K YOU!

9.Don’t worry about it, I’ve got it:

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.  This will later result in a man asking, ‘What’s wrong?’  For the woman’s response, refer to # 3.

P.S : My men email-ed me this, so thought i wanna share it with everyone ^.^